I have done it! I have found it! Eureka!
We all know formula movies are passe. (They are not strictly passe, they're just under the tag of "timepass movies"), but how many of us still have to endure irritating serials!
After extensive study and careful analysis, I have come up with the perfect algorithm using which any of you can come up with your very own kannada soap!
The Algorithm will be presented in Natural Language.
Step 1: Start
Step 2: Introduce a family- Typically a rich family having a lucrative family business.
substep 1: Introduce the widow (family elder). If not a widow then a healthy couple. If (family elder== widower) #Algorithm fail.
substep 2: Introduce the siblings. Very close to each other. Wives of siblings have a history
substep 3: Introduce jealous, not-so-well-off relatives.
substep 4: Introduce traditional business rival/villain. If(person == rival && person != villain) { person will soon be a relative when the prodigal son falls in love with the shy demure daughter of rival }
Step 5: Induce death/kidnap of a family member of perfect family.
Step 6: No small kids allowed.
Step 7: while (episode count < 2000) execute subroutine vamp
subroutine vamp:
-> Introduce new vamp/villain.
-> Introduce mysterious complications in business leading to strained relations between one or more siblings. Usually one of the siblings walks out after a fight.
-> Vamp success phase. All plans of vamp succeeds. Main characters suddenly become extremely moronic and fall into all kinds of traps. (min 350 episodes )
-> Hero phase. Vamp is defeated by extreme clever cunning on part of main characters which was hitherto unseen.
-> A previous vamp/villain becomes a die-hard friend.
-> One of the characters becomes pregnant but tragically loses baby. Vamp's revenge.
-> Hum saath saath hia phase. Everyone is happy.
->return.
Step 8: If (TRP is good && old people become more senile seeing the soap)
{
conduct public discussions.
goto Step 7.
}
Step 9 : Stop.
We all know formula movies are passe. (They are not strictly passe, they're just under the tag of "timepass movies"), but how many of us still have to endure irritating serials!
After extensive study and careful analysis, I have come up with the perfect algorithm using which any of you can come up with your very own kannada soap!
The Algorithm will be presented in Natural Language.
Step 1: Start
Step 2: Introduce a family- Typically a rich family having a lucrative family business.
substep 1: Introduce the widow (family elder). If not a widow then a healthy couple. If (family elder== widower) #Algorithm fail.
substep 2: Introduce the siblings. Very close to each other. Wives of siblings have a history
substep 3: Introduce jealous, not-so-well-off relatives.
substep 4: Introduce traditional business rival/villain. If(person == rival && person != villain) { person will soon be a relative when the prodigal son falls in love with the shy demure daughter of rival }
Step 5: Induce death/kidnap of a family member of perfect family.
Step 6: No small kids allowed.
Step 7: while (episode count < 2000) execute subroutine vamp
subroutine vamp:
-> Introduce new vamp/villain.
-> Introduce mysterious complications in business leading to strained relations between one or more siblings. Usually one of the siblings walks out after a fight.
-> Vamp success phase. All plans of vamp succeeds. Main characters suddenly become extremely moronic and fall into all kinds of traps. (min 350 episodes )
-> Hero phase. Vamp is defeated by extreme clever cunning on part of main characters which was hitherto unseen.
-> A previous vamp/villain becomes a die-hard friend.
-> One of the characters becomes pregnant but tragically loses baby. Vamp's revenge.
-> Hum saath saath hia phase. Everyone is happy.
->return.
Step 8: If (TRP is good && old people become more senile seeing the soap)
{
conduct public discussions.
goto Step 7.
}
Step 9 : Stop.
woah thats a detailed analysis of serials :P .
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