In a curious case of stray dog attacks this weekend, a pack of mad and obviosly wild dogs have torn apart a sheep house and have fed themselves upto the canines with tasty lamb and minced flesh. Curiously.. their leader who himself had 2 lambs is said to be feeling quite "baaah"wdy and has entered his trademark siesta for the afternoon and hence was not available for further enquiry. Scientists have said that this maybe the new form of the newly rampant sheep flu which is really quite similar to the acute cases of cat flu, mosquito flu, cattle flu and the recently detected 10 types of influenza which commonly attacks hmans. But famous cattle physician and world leader in animal flu's Mr. Baahtel Beerappa has commented that this new virus is actually the result of eating lamb turd with syphilis.
After two months of speculation,thought, afterthought, round table conferences and world summits.. the UPANDA (United Progressive Alliance for Non Democratic Activities) is calling for a nationwide strike to mourn for our lost brother cats and sister pigs.
Meanwhile, the rabid dogs are all suffering from the mysterious illness which researchers predict will affect the whole of the country pretty soon.
For more on this new threat (terrorists.... dont eat meat!), please look at this vary column every day.
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