Soap songs and morons

The title rhymes!!! I'm a poet and I did not know it!! :P (that rhymes as well!!)

We all know that Bungee jumping gives us a high. But bungee jumping without the bungee gets you so high that it takes you straight to heaven. Proof? the people who jumped from the top floors of Carlton Towers. Murphy's Law: "If anything can go wrong, it will. If anything can prevent it from going wrong, it wont work".
Let us understand the relevance of this great statement and have a moment's silence for all the people who tried to bungee jump from the top of Carlton Towers without a safety harness.

What do you do when you are stuck at home with no TV, nothing interesting on the computer, the same old food to eat and infinite repulsion to anything that vaguely resembles a textbook? You make a list of all things that make no sense in the world and write it in your blog.

Soap Songs...... Probably the most irritating songs in existence (i.e. not considering the songs sung by the great Himesh Reshammiya... hope the spelling is right. If not who cares? ). If ever there was a set of songs guaranteed to make you mad enough to try challenging the might of a brick wall with the hardness of your skull, it is these songs. What pray is the big idea behind torturing co-watchers by playing an irritating tune to taunt an irritated mind? The songs by themselves have no meaning. They are mostly used as alarms to alert the weak ears of old people and coax them into increasing the volume.

Pramod Muthalik... Another person who is off his rockers. He should be kept under observation in NIMHANS and should be used as an example in lectures on megalomania and fanaticism. Mr.Muthalik, Please read the Ramayana. You act like a babboon besmeared with bubotuber pus(for more on bubotuber read harry potter. LOL another rhyme!). Looking at you in the news irritates me more than a particularly nasty itch in a particularly nasty part of my anatomy.

America's Got Talent... 4 people sitting on a table and millions of moronic Americans looking to sing in front of them. This show also irritates me. The reason I even watch the show is that it comes after "Friends" and before "Baywatch". :P

Vodafone's Missed calls... Almost as irritating as soap songs.

Switching between soaps and cricket match and finally ending up watching neither... Usually happens during a cricket match is on and the remote is in the hands of your soap-addicted grandpa. IT SUCKS.

Kannada movies... Not even worth mentioning but one of the things that does irritate me. Why script writers and producers can't see past filthy rich chicks falling for filthy looking heroes, action scenes that are even more moronic beats me. WAke up People!!

Sania... Whatshername??? oh! right! Mirza... It woudnt be surprising if you see her travelling on a local bus the next time you visit Hyderabad. She's finished.

BJP... Almost as finished as Sania Mirza. Atleast in Karnataka if they continue to have idiots like V.S.Acharya in the cabinet.

My IIT aspirations... gone, vanished, finished, non-existant.

Anyway, Mad MARCH coming up. I am in desperate need for some interest in studies. And horrible second prep marks didn't help either. All the Best. May the Gods favor you.