Monday, January 11, 2010

WARNING 2 PU STUDENTS.. YOU WILL WASTE 5 MINS READING THIS

If you are reading this and you are a second PU student like I am then you are also as jobless as me...

LAST WARNING: Switch off the comp and go study...

You dont want to? then join the club :D

This post is a sincere attempt at social service. I am attempting to try and instill some much needed seriousness in all of us who actually need to write some absolutely annoying F****n, B****y exams.. (Why the hell cant I use these words when our dignified, well educated ex PM himself can)

The beginning of college was a lot of fun. I am sure all of us were very proud to be graduating from school and being called college students. At such a juncture I'm sure all of us never thought of anything more than getting rid of uniforms, getting pocket money and a whole new brand of having fun. Now After 2 years, at a time when all the fun vanishes and hard reality sets in, how many of us are actually without any regret? Definitely not me. I'm regretting almost everything right now. Not studying, not having a lot of fun either, joining this bloody course, not taking anything seriously, wasting time, and the list is endless. We can probably be excused for wasting time during the beginning of the year citing lame reasons like "we have the whole year ahead". But can we be excused for wasting time procrastinating, and mulling over lost time now?? DEFINITELY NOT. Let bye-gones be bye-gones, no use crying over spilled milk.

Lets just make the best of what we have left.. If you are still not serious, call this number 0612351261521856213412132131. IF you are lucky, you might get to speak to GOD. And if you dont want to call God, then atleast call Tirupathi Thirumala Trust and ask them how you can come to work there. Or else the streets of Bangalore are big enough to accomodate few more beggars. Sorry if Ive offended anybody, but i feel its always better to walk on hard ground than float in the air and come crashing down later.

Bye and All the Best

P.S. Congratulations, you have just wasted 5 mins to read this. Now that you have actually wasted 5 mins, waste 2 more commenting and then be kind enough to life your bottom off the chair in front of the computer and go study..

7 comments:

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  2. Looks like i was the first one 2 join ur club!! The fact dat the exams came so suddenly upon us unsettled me so much that I have almost given up studyin for anything... :( I hav lost interest in most topics and do not kno wat 2 do 2 get it all bak.... tronix esp wid its rote learning reqrments is makn me go crzy :(...

    And btw, i calld, it says "Number does not exist" and cud sumbody comment the num of Thiru[athi Thirumala Trust and also, "Help for the unemployd" institution? Ill also prolly need d num 4 "Alcoholic Anonymous" :D

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  3. you have to be spiritually enlightened like me to get the phone call to God. Anyway the TTT phone number is available in the phone direcctory..
    I agree.. rote learning sucks

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  4. U wasted 5+5 mins. of my time and rs.5 for the std call..0612351261521856213412132131 turned out to be contact no. of a 2nd pu student in Mars, sharing the same freakin agony as we do.It was indeed a delightful conversation!

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  5. bloody hell!! only rs 5? i called him and it cost me 50 bucks.. btw its an ISD call... Interplanetary Subscriber Dialling..
    all of you will have to have the same level of spiritual enlightenment like deepak n me to talk martian wid that guy.. unfortunately we have not yet been able to find a babel fish... for more on the babel fish, read "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

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  6. aa devaru yelli hodru kashta kodtane....mars irli earth irli..

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  7. martian will, i hope, be happy as there is no BASE there....but beware deepak's ISD friend..BASE will start an integrated course in ur coll for Interplanetary Institute of Technology..(IIT-E IIT-M IIT-J.....IIT-P)..

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